Merchandise

We’re old fashioned gals and thus we have ACTUAL merchandise – so whether you’re hunting the perfect gift for the person who has everything, or just want to sing along to a favourite song around the old camp fire, we have just the thing for you!   For the moment, we are only listing what we have in stock. If other older recordings become available in hard copy, obviously we will list them.

Payment – PAYPAL preferred, but most debit and credit cards also accepted. Click on the links and follow instructions. You can also pay with a traditional cheque made payable to BAFFA and sent to us c/o Countryside Books, 35, Kingfisher Court,Newbury, RG14 5SJ. Cowrie shells no longer accepted. For those who don’t know what a cheque is, click on the link which will take you to the excellent Wikipedia page which explains this charming but antediluvian form of monetary exchange.

Postage, Packing and Handling of CDS & DVDS – 2 per £15 spent for postage to the UK and all other countries, then £4 postage for orders over £15 and up to £30. This applies to all items listed here. UK orders are sent by 1st class post. Orders to destinations outside the UK are sent by Air Mail, and “Nick The Merch” will let you know how much this will cost.

Songbook Sheet Music – Many of the most popular songs from Fascinating Aida are available in sheet music form for £6 each. See below for a listing of the songs. Contact Nick “Nick The Merch” Battle at baffa@fascinatingaida.co.uk who will send you the songs electronically as PDFs. Payment should be made to the Paypal Account baffa@fascinatingaida.co.uk. The Songbook has been updated and enlarged by Dillie in 2020.

NOTE ON PURCHASING SONGS

Here is a small selection of the songs of Fascinating Aïda and some from Dillie’s solo. More songs will be added gradually.

Unless otherwise stipulated, the music provided is full harmonies where appropriate (obviously not for the solo songs) with full piano accompaniment.

If the key is not suitable when the music arrives, please let us know and we will let you have it in a different key for no extra charge. This is likely if you want to sing any of my solos. My voice is unusually deep and ruined, and I don’t advise anyone to sing like me.

We can also let you have the Sibelius file (music writing software) if you are working with this or if your accompanist works with Sibelius.

Most of the songs are through composed for ease of reading, one or two do have repeat signs for the various verses.

Permission of the composers is not required; however, if you wish to sing the song in a professional venue, you must fill in the appropriate PRS form (Performing Rights Society) which you will receive from the theatre manager. All the songs are currently published by Cherry Red Songs, and the appropriate writing credits are printed on each individual song. When you are given the PRS form to fill in, you must enter the name of the composer and the name of the publisher, as well as the correct name of the song.

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Please not that not all the songs are called by the names you may assume. For instance, the correct title of the song people usually call “The German Song” is actually called “Lieder.”

If you wish to record any of the songs, you will be sent the appropriate forms by the MCPS (Mechanical Copyright Protection Society) and you can proceed from there. All the information you will need is on the first page of the songs.

Happy singing!

THE SONGS

‘ALLO, BONJOUR MONSIEUR!
Solo song with full piano accompaniment.

ANOTHER MAN
Solo song with full piano accompaniment.

BACK WITH YOU
Solo song with full piano accompaniment.

BOB
Solo song with full piano accompaniment.

BORING
3 part a capella song.

CHEAP FLIGHTS
Three-part a capella song. If solo required, just sing the bottom line.

COLLEAGUES FROM HELL
Top line, full harmonies, chords, no piano music.

DEAR MR BROWNLOW
Solo song with full piano accompaniment.

DOGGING
Solo song with full piano accompaniment.

ENEMY OF BEAUTY
Full harmonies and full piano accompaniment. Up to date lyrics.

FLOWERS IN WINTER
Complete version with full harmonies and piano accompaniment.

FUNERALS
Solo song with full piano accompaniment.

GO BACK TO SURABAYA JOHNNY
Solo song with full piano accompaniment.

GOODBYE OLD FRIENDS
Top line, full harmonies, chords, no piano music.

THE HERPES TANGO – FULL VERSION
Full version with piano accompaniment and all harmonies.

HER MAJESTY’S DREAMS
Solo song with full piano accompaniment 

INTERNET LOVE
Solo song with full piano accompaniment

I WATCHED TWO PEOPLE
Solo song with full piano accompaniment 

IS IT ME, OR IS IT HOT IN HERE?
Three part song with full piano accompaniment

JEALOUSY (KEY OF D)
Solo song with full piano accompaniment.

JOYCE
Solo song with full piano accompaniment.

LET’S GO TO A HOTEL
Solo song with full piano accompaniment. Updated lyrics.

LIEDER (THE GERMAN SONG)
Solo song with full piano accompaniment. Small lyric update

LITTLE SHADOWS
Solo song with full piano accompaniment.

LOVE LATE – KEY OF D (NOT DILLIE’S KEY)
Solo song with full piano accompaniment.

MUCH MORE MARRIED
Solo song with full piano accompaniment, key of F or Key of Bb. The latter is more manageable for most voices.

MY AVERAGE MORNING
Solo song with full piano accompaniment.

MY FLAT
Solo song with full piano accompaniment.

OLD HOME
Three part harmony song with full piano accompaniment.

ONE MORE CAMPAIGN
Solo song with full piano accompaniment.
Also available for small band.

OUT OF PRACTICE
Solo song with full piano accompaniment. Key of Eb.

PAM
Solo song with full piano accompaniment.
Also available for small band

PUDDING IN THE RITZ
Solo song with full piano accompaniment.
Also available for small band

SINGLE AGAIN
Solo song with full piano accompaniment.

SONG FOR TOM
Solo song with full piano accompaniment.
Also available for small band.

SONG OF SEXUAL RE-ORIENTATION
Solo song with full piano accompaniment.

SOUS LES PONTS DE LONDRES
Solo song with full piano accompaniment.

THIS AIN’T THE HOKEY-COKEY ANY MORE
Solo song with full piano accompaniment.
Also available for small band.